beatnikgarbageartist:

nightlifemingus:

beatnikgarbageartist:

nightlifemingus:

beatnikgarbageartist:

nightlifemingus:

beatnikgarbageartist:

nightlifemingus:

thanks bro, you’re image

too

thanks dude, you know 

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dang man this post just got really

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yr right we should have set the rules to one joke

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you realize this means 

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oh it’s

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this time you’ve gone too

image, too far

sorry,  didn’t realize you weren’t having fun, bro

cause i’m having a

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I feel sick and sad of everything someone kill me

lynzave:

today these kids were talking and being really rude during a test so I finally fulfilled my dream of telling them off by yelling “I AM FAILING THIS CLASS AND YOU DILDOS AREN’T HELPING MY SITUATION, LET ME TAKE MY TEST” and it went dead silent for like two seconds and one person snickered and the teacher said “don’t you dare laugh, she’s absolutely right”

I’ve never had a school official back me up after calling someone a dildo.

stfuconservatives:

aknightlight:

jackpowerx:

acornfarm:

defilerwyrm:

AHAHAHA NOT QUITE, OP, NOT QUITE


FUCKING NAILED IT

A+ commentary!

THANK YOU

I had seen the original making the rounds. Glad to see it got a proper rebuttal.

stfuconservatives:

aknightlight:

jackpowerx:

acornfarm:

defilerwyrm:

AHAHAHA NOT QUITE, OP, NOT QUITE

FUCKING NAILED IT

A+ commentary!

THANK YOU

I had seen the original making the rounds. Glad to see it got a proper rebuttal.

(Source: flowers-for-mr-ukki)

orangelemonart:

I have some problems with the crybaby Karkat fanon

Has Karkat ever cried in canon for reasons other than someone dying (two Sollux deaths and the Kanaya+Feferi slaughter)?

I cannot think of any at all

dampsandwich:

vagisodium:

dampsandwich:

im not 21 please dont say the A word around me.

anchovies

great im going to be grounded now i hope your happy

flutterlings:

the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”

thescarymonstersundermybed:

whovians-and-sherlockians:

readalfa:

The greatest scene in all animated movie history.

I may or may not recite this when I’m looking for things.

I wonder how long people have been waiting for these gifs

probably just as long as they’ve been waiting for Incredibles 2 

me: whoa it sure is late, time to go to be-

me: is that a 30,000 word fanfic

3ridan:

riddlersgammon:

hyungstrider:

if you ever get Sad just throw whatever youre holding onto th ground and yell FOOTBALL’ as loud as you can

what if its a baby

dont question the man he gave you clear fucking instructions

(Source: jellyworld)